Sardar attended bio practical exam..Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg..Sardar: I dont know..Examiner: u fail.Whats ur name?Sardar:See My Leg & tell... ;-

Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......

santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye .........pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.judge :ek baar firse sochle, aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!

SaRDAR:sochne vali baat he?SaRDARNI:kya?SaRDAR:yehi ki star tv vaalon ko kaise pata chal jata he?SaRDARNI:lekin kya?SaRDAR:yehi ki aap dekh rahe hai."STAR PLUS"....

Once asardar callsanother sardar on thephone and says"Hi,Mainbol Raha Hoon"The other sardar replies"Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar,ithe vi Main Bol RahaHoon,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,-;

Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.Angry Sardar:�Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.�

Sardar Friend Se:Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.Friend: Kyon?Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.Friend: To Kya Hua??Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-)

aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,"agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?""Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN"

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?Beppo Singh: 9Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you�ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

sardar opened his tiffin while on his way to office.....Why?socho...socho....arre, simple yaar!sardarji check kar rahe the ki office jaa rahe hai ya aa rahe hain......

shAdi m3 ek sArdAr bAhut khAnA khA rAhA thA, kiSi n3 pUchA kAb tAk khAoge???sArdAr:mAin tO khUd khA khA k3 dhUkh| hUn p3r kyA kAru cArd m3 LikhA tHa dinNer frOm 7-10pm

Sardar To Docter:"Main Chota SuSu Subah 6 Baje Karta Hon Aur Bara 7 Baje"Docter:"Tou Is Me Problem Kia Hai. . . "?Sardar :"OO Jii Meri Aankh 8 Baje Khulti HaI". . . ;-

Salesman: Paaji !! Cockroach la powder loge kya ?Sardar ji: Nahi ji, hum Cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!!Aaj powder denge to kal lipstick mangega...!! . . . ;-

A teacher lecturing on population says..In India after evry 10 second a woman gives Birth to a child..Sardar stands up and says:Sir, we must find & stop dat woman... ;-

What kind of detective is Banta?``Well, once a burglar wearing calf-skin gloves robbed a safe.Banta took the fingerprints and five days later arrested a cow in Haryana.`