Sardar : What is the name of your car ?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hotihai. Hamari gaadipetrol se start hoti hai...... ;-

Sardar G, zebra crossing ke black & white patti par bar baridhar-udhar chalta tha, woh kya soch raha hoga...........?????????????think............. ??"SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KiYON NAHI".... :-D

Sardar station chalo ge?Rikshe wala"g sahab"sardar"kitne paise lo ge"rikshe wala"50rupe"sardar"20main jana"rikshe wala"20rupe main kaun le k jata hai sahab"sardar"beith peche main le jaon ga"

Sardar: Abba Main Apni Biwi Nu Sms Kita K Raat Awaan Ga..... Main Gaya Tey O Kisi Hor Naal C..... Main Onu Talaq Deni Ae.....Abba: Chal Chadd Puttar.......... Ki Pata Sms Na Mila Howay.... ;-

Sardar To his Son: Tere Result Ka Kia Banya.....???Son: Madam Kehandi Ae Is Class Wich Ek Saal Hor Lagna Hai...Sardar: Phir Theek Ae.... Saal Pawain 2-3 Hor Lag Jayein , Par Fail Na Huen.... ;-

Santa: Main Ek Baar Apne Bath Room Main Susu Kerne Gaya Tou Wahan Sher Betha Hua ThaBanta: Phir Kia Hua............???Santa: Maine Sher Se Kaha.......... Ab Tum Ker Lo mera to Nikal gaya.... ;-

SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa HooBaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtEHaI . . . :-P;-

Sardar: Mai kal gana Ga raha tha to kisi ne mujpar chappal phekaFriend:Tune Gana roka nahiSardar:Nahi maine phir gaaya aur doosre chappal ka intazaar kiya..mein ek chappal toh nahi pehan sakta naa

Two Sardars are driving a Car.......... One puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether it is working............. He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO ....... ;-

Police-Instead of hospital why did u takeur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancySardar- ALL the child were crying when they born,this time I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA... ;-

A Sardarji was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman.He whispered into her ear, "I love you."She smiled and whispered back,"I love you too". then he whispered, "I love you three."

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.I don�t know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says �please recharge your card� ;-

Santa: Bante yaar Aaj main party dena chahta hu..!Banta: Aaj party kis khushi mei??Santa: Meri scooter kho gayi..!Banta: To,,..!!Santa: Shukar mano mai us par nahi baitha tha..warna mai bhi gum ho jata.!!

Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, jate hue raaste mein biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.Banta: Yaar meri bi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi pe dhaka de doon?

A sardar goes to wine shop and says - oye giv me "after shave"shop keeper replies - Sir this is wineshop not general storeSardar - abe idiot i know its wine shop , i always drink whiskey after shave . . . ;-