when sardar experimenting a cockroach, he cut 1 of itz legz and told to walk.The cockroach began moving slowly.He continued thiz until all legz were cut out.Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the interference:"If all the legz of a cockroach were cut, it lozez itz ability to hear".

Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.( I m not a mango man)2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.( Colda and Hota is Fruit )3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.( English comes to me also )4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . . ;-

Aik Dafa Aik SardarNehar par nahanay gayajaWoh naha kar nakla to hehas got fishes in hisnaval hairs(chuwain)nextday same thinghappenedHe was very happy hetook his wife too sothey both start takingbathsardarni got nothingthishappened three timesSardar angirly tosardarnibhen lun tera jall (net)hiphata hua hai

Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....Sardar g In a PlaneFeels Vomiting & ask 4 aVomit Bag, Air HostessGives Him The Bag AfterFew Minutes When SheComes Back Evry1 WasVomiting Except Sardar gShe Was Surprisd & Askd"Sardar g In Sab ko Kia Hua?"Sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena LokanNu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs startapproaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyonsardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarjireplies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh tojanwar hai, usko kya pata

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gyaor Police sy bach gyaWahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gayesardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bolaBachao BachaosardarOoh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya

Sardar Jii Is Trying To Commit Suicide On The Railway Tracks &He Take Along Some Pepsi & Chicken Roast Wid Him. . .Somebody Stops Him And Asks: Kyun Bhai Ye Sab Le K Kidar Ja Rahe Ho . . .. ?Sardar Jii Replies:Suicide LrneMan: Itna Saaman Le KrSardar Jii: Saali Train Late Aati Hai Kahin Bhook Se Hii Na Mar Jaon . . . ;-

A Sardar Had A Child After 3 Month Of Marriage . He Asked His Wife Ye 3 Month k Bad Bacha Kaise Hua ?Wife Replied : tumhari Shadi Ko Kitna Arsa Hua ??Sardar: 3 MonthWife: Or Meri Shadi KoSardar: 3 MonthWife: Or Bacha Kitne Month K Baad hua ?Sardar: 3 MonthWife : Total Kitne Hue ?Sardar : Oye 9 Months And Start Dancing BALLE BALLE

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):are yar main ese kahi dekha hainsecond sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hainfirst sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yahto gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

sardarji (raste se jate huye friend se ek cheez dekh ke):arey yar maine isey kahi dekha hai..2nd sardarji:han main bhi isey kahi dekha hai..1st sardarji (use sungh kar ):arey yar yad aaraha hai..2nd sardarji: han mujhe bhi yad aa raha hai..1st saradarji: taste leta hai aur kehta hai arey yar yehto gobar hai acha huaa main es per pair nahi rakha...

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.She showed him the instructions on the tin and said, �For best results put on two coats"............;-

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed."What happened ?" asked Surjit."Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?""Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and Englandwas being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win,but I lost the bet."" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, Ibet on the highlights too "

Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed."What happened?" asked Surjit."Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . ""How come ?""Well, yesterday, theone-day match between India and Pakistan was being shown live on TV."I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet."" But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go?"" Yaar, I bet on the highlights too " ..

Sardarji goes to the movie show and he happens to be going for every show of the same movie for a week, when someone stops him and asks "Kyon sardarji, itni achi lagi kya movie k roz har show k liye aa rahe ho?"Sardarji replies "Ek scene hai jahan ek ladki apne sare kapde utar deti hai lekin thabhi saali ek train saamne se nikal jati hai. Saali train kabhi na kabhi to late aayegi...

one day a sardaar goes 2 a shopand asksbhai sahab yeh tv kitnekaseller says nahi batata jaofew minutes later sardar changs his wear and comes againbhai sahab ye tv kitnekaman replies nahi batata jaoafter every five minutes it happens again & againat last sardaar askske tuzhe mai hu yeh kaise pata chal raha haiseller says ki ek tuhi gadha hai jo kabse microwave ko tv samajh ke uska bhaav puch rahaa hai