Shame on you Girls The weather is getting hotter than you

Typical Girl: Last Name - Ever First Name - Don t talk to me

There are two ways of arguing with a woman Neither one works

I m a female: Fe = Iron Male = Man Therefore I am an Iron Man

A woman never forgets She just adds it to her download folde

Subway: Where women make sandwiches for men without complaining

Most dangerous thing in the world: New Car + L Sign + Woman Drive

Respecting a woman is the best way to tell her how beautiful she is

There are two ways to handle a woman and nobody knows any one of them

Mothers and daughter become the closest when daughters become mothers

To the women we love and the women we make love to May they never meet

If you think women are the weaker sex try pulling the quilt to your side

Unless you have 10 hrs of free time never ask a woman What s wrong?

Why do women have small feet? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Math equation: Sin/Cos = Tan Female equation: Sin-Ishq/ Cos-Ishq = Tanishq