Whatsapp creators are damn imaginative They have made sure that ladies chat and there s no noise also

If she is single doesn t mean she is available; And if he is committed doesn t means he is unavailable

A woman may love you from the bottom of her heart but there s always room for some other guy at the top

The five stages in a woman s life: To grow up To fill out To slim down To hold it in To hell with it

Dear Boys If you don t look like Calvin Klein models don t expect us to look like Victoria Secrets angels

How to find the perfect woman in two steps 1 Marry one 2 All other women will automatically look perfect

A woman wants a man: To love her like a wife; To protect her like a daughter; And respect her like a mothe

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

Women do not Belch Women do not Snore and Women do not Fart Therefore: They must Bitch or they will Blow Up

Why are women like parking spaces? Because all the good ones are taken and all the ones left are handicapped

Girls are funny creatures They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday

Money only impresses lazy girls When a woman works hard a man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade

Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess Because just like a game of chess the Queen protects her King

February is coming It s the best month of the year because women speak the least - as it has only 28 days

Every man needs a women when his life is in mess; Because like the game of Chess - the queen protects the king