Women are like an Internet Virus They enter your life; Scan your pockets; Transfer all the money; Download their problems; Edit your mind and thoughts; Delete your smile and happiness; And leave you hanging for eve

Women have an abundant passion for Mathematics They divide their age in half; Double the price of their clothes; Multiply their sorrows in front of their hubbies; And always add at least five years to the age of their friends

Two women met got friendly at a doctor s As they talked the first woman said I have three children The other woman said That sounds nice I wish I had five children Don t you have any children? asked the first Yeah seven said the second

Moments in the life of a HOUSEWIFE: Most irritating moments - Morning alarms Most difficult task - To decide menu for Breakfast Lunch and Dinner Most dreadful journey - Way to the Kitchen Most lovely time - Friends Music and when kids are at school Most tragic news - Maid is on holiday Most wonderful news - When weighing machine says workout is really working Most happy moment - Cash in hand for shopping