The only time a woman stands for another woman is when she s getting a group picture clicked to post on Facebook

7 Stages of a Woman s life: Infant Baby Miss Young woman Again young woman Always young woman Forever young woman

You can tell a lot about a woman s mood just by her hands For instance if she s holding a gun she s probably angry

After much thought and deliberation the general consensus now is that: Men are from Bars; And Women are from Malls

Never try to impress a woman because if you do she ll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life

W: Wonderful Mother O: Outstanding Friend M: Marvellous Daughter A: Adorable Sister N: Nicest Gift To Men From God

It is hard to be a woman You must think like a man; Act like a lady; Look like a young girl; And work like a horse

Confuse your woman by letting her know you re sorry as soon as you feel that she s going to engage you in an argument

Women s magazines are so funny 1 You re beautiful and perfect just the way you are 2 How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days?

Signs a Woman likes you: 1 Eye contact 2 Twirls her hair 3 Laughs at your jokes 4 Follow you 5 Keys your car 6 Kills you

If you can make a woman laugh you re halfway there; But if you re halfway there and she laughs then you have got problems

Woman has the most unique character like salt Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless

WOMAN MEANS: W: WONDERFUL MOTHER O: OUTSTANDING FRIEND M: MARVELLOUS DAUGHTER A: ADORABLE SISTER N: NICEST GIFT TO MEN FROM GOD

Females are simple With them: Yes means yes; No means yes; No means no; No means maybe; But maybe means yes; And maybe means no

If a woman asks you a question it s better to tell her the truth because chances are she s asking you as she already knows the it