Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds? Because they know that women are stupid but not blind

Mobiles are like women: Talk non-stop Costs a fortune Disturbs when you re busy And when you need them urgently they have no service

When a woman says nothing s wrong that means everything s wrong; And when a woman says everything s wrong that means everything s wrong

Husband was going shopping to buy gift for wife asked her sizes She said: If it s clothes I wear Small; And if it s diamonds I wear Large

Mother Father Brother There s a bit of Her in everyone If something happens to Her it happens to everyone else too So learn to respect he

Never underestimate the power of 3 things: 1 Women angry for a reason 2 Women angry without reason 3 Women looking for a reason to get angry

Woman has the most unique character like salt Her presence is never acknowledged or celebrated ; But her absence makes all the things tasteless

Relationship Tip for Men: When a woman says correct me if I am wrong but don t ever do it Its s a trap Do not - I repeat do not correct that woman

A woman is always right She may sometimes be confused misinformed bitchy stubborn unchangeable and may be a little emotional now and then but never wrong

Girls Girls Girls An Autowallah asked for a fare of 20 bucks but the 3 girls commuting together insisted him to charge 30 Why? Because 20 can t be divided by 3

As per a research girls are more hardworking then boys Because 10 out of 100 girls are naturally beautiful and the rest are due to their constant struggle and hardwork

Why Women are like computers: 1 No one really understands them 2 All your mistakes are stored in their memory 3 You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them

Dear Kellogs Please cast Sonakshi Sinha or Huma Qureshi or Vidya Balan in your Kellogs Challenge ad and show us the results Casting Deepika Padukone is really a joke Sincerely Women

She doesn t say I love you like a normal person Instead she ll laugh shake her head give you a little smile and say You re an idiot If she tells you you re an idiot you are a lucky man

She doesn t say I love you like a normal person Instead she ll laugh shake her head give you a little smile and say You re an idiot If she tells you you re an idiot you are a lucky man