That moment - when your parents have more friends on Facebook than you

I sometimes watch birds and wonder If I could fly who would I shit on?

FACEBOOK LAW: Behind every status update there is a Ctrl + C Ctrl + V

Find someone who will change your life not just your relationship status

Arranged marriage is like accepting an unknown friend request on Facebook

Dear Facebook Just wait one day they will leave you too Sincerely ORKUT

You can never really say what s on your mind when your family is on Facebook

Dear School Mates Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?

You can never really say what s on your mind when your family is on Facebook

Facebook if you want to know Everyone; Twitter if you want to know Everything

I think I should work for a Fence company I am really good at putting up Posts

If U fail in LIFE then FACEBOOK is the best place to write motivating messages

Facebook s Seen and Whatsapp s Last Seen were designed to make everyone single

Facebook: The only place in the world where one can be social in undergarments

Facebook s Seen and WhatsApp s Last Seen were designed to make everyone single