Dear Facebook friends Please do not post your pilgrimage pictures and make me feel guilty

Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds there s Twitter for a reason

Messages that change yr mood: `I love u ` `I hate u ` the best one `Facebook Login Error`

If Youtube Twitter and Facebook were all school subjects my parents would be so proud of me

Stealing other people s statuses on Facebook should surely qualify to be called as Facelift

50 Logon Ko Tang Karke Zillat Ke 50 Likes Se Toh Bina Maange 2 Likes Achhe Hote Hain

Only 1% girls become wives of their lovers The remaining 99% become their Facebook passwords

I still remember those days when photos were taken for memories and not for FaceBook profiles

Never judge the beauty of a girl by her profile picture Judge it by the photos she is tagged in

A friend in need is a friend indeed Then why FB friends are averse to candycrushsaga requests?

No one is as ugly as their Voter`s ID picture nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile pic

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities

Twitter is for the people you ve never met; Facebook is full of people you wish you could forget

Advantage of being a Man: You don t get tagged in random pictures on FaceBook on Valentine s Day

When one posts one s problems and agonies on Facebook I just want to say Idiot no one cares