Who says One can t deactivate one s Facebook account? I did it many a time

Quite Ironical: Facebook is my serious account the funny one is my bank account

Facebook Fever A man posted his status as: `Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight`

Twitter was invented by a man A woman would have chosen a higher character limit

Pehle Kehte Thay Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye; Abb Kehte Hein Photo Like Honi Chahiye

Facebook: Where one lies to friends Twitter: Where one is honest with strangers

There must be some kind of filter that prevents normal people from liking my page

When I die I want someone to keep updating my Facebook status to freak people out

Friendship on Facebook is like `KOLAVERI DI` No need 2 understand just enjoy it

My friend posted Facebook has killed the art of Communication I Liked the post

I don t hate even a single person on Friends List I have blocked them all

A relationship is not like Facebook where you can sign in and out whenever you want

Don t judge a girl by her profile picture Judge her by the pictures she s tagged in

The Poke option is okay but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?

It is down right gross when two people start a conversation on your Facebook Status