If something cool happens and you don t share it on Facebook did it actually happen?

Smokers say smoking is hard to quit God Wonder if they ever tried to quit Facebook

You know you ve won the argument on Facebook when they start correcting your gramma

At times I have the urge to comment No one gives a shit on someone s Facebook status

Santa: Son there s a life beyond Facebook Pappu: Really? Please Share the Link to it

Honesty is the best policy Unless of course you re posting a Facebook Profile picture

There is so much drama on Facebook; I`m surprised that they don`t have an awards show

Karl Marx was wrong Religion is not the opiate of the masses FaceBook and Twitter are

If you want to cry please use someone s shoulder or tissue and not your Facebook status

Opinions are like Birthdays everyone has one - and I only know yours because of Facebook

My ex-boyfriend s Facebook status said Suicidal and standing on the edge So I poked him

To every girl suffering from many friends request on Facebook: Put your real picture

Google took my memory Twitter my friends and now spell check is busy fucking my spellings

Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it It always belongs to the ugly one

Dear Ladies This is my friend request and not a Marriage Proposal So please don t overact