Before posting a Tweet or something on Facebook one should always test it on one s wife first If she rolls her eyes and leaves the room you know it has potential

While making matches FB renders great help to Indians We know almost anyone s age or can deduce prospective match s age according to his Friend List or parents age

One can t upload love; One can t download time; And one can t Google all the answers in life So just by logging into reality one can like the status of one s life

We are not addicted to WhatsApp or Facebook We only use it when we have time - lunch time break time off time no time this time that time any time and all the time

My goal in life to be like the people who seem: As happy as on Facebook; As intelligent as on Twitter; As beautiful as on Instagram; And as competent as on Linkedln

Girl: I can do anything 4 u? Boy: Will you die for me? Girl: Yes Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me? Girl: Go home Bro ur mother might be getting worried

Girl`s status on Facebook: `Feeling sad ` 17021 comments Boy`s status: `Going to commit suicide ` 2 likes and 1 comment - Think about it dude Drop the plan if you can

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like: 1 Happily Single 2 Frantically Looking 3 Inconveniently Attached 4 Unhappily Double 5 Stressfully Committed

It s not important to have long list of friends on Facebook and Whatsapp; But it s important to have some friends who can read your face as a book and ask whats up ?

Updating FB Playing Candy Crush Following on Twitter And reading all Whatsapp messages all night - made it hard for me to get up and go to work in the morning So I quit my jo

We have imaginary farms cities and animals; we cook fake food; we poke people; and we even write on walls Isn t Facebook a mental hospital and we all as its members its patients?

A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife? 7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine

If you create drama on Facebook then one fine day you ll also vanish like: Rakhi Sawant Dolly Bindra Raja Choudhary Sambhavna Seth Himesh Reshamiya and Poonam Pandey Now don t ask me Who are they?

Researchers say that people who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debt So if you over-weight and messed financial affairs you can safely blame it on Facebook

Facebook is a mode of advertisement Advertisement of how is one feeling; but the real truth and fact of life is that true feelings can never be advertised or shown or told They re just felt deep down in one s heart