Boy asked God `Why she loves rose which dies in a day but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?` God replied `Mast hai Put it on Facebook `

It s not important to have a long list of friends on Facebook Rather it s important to have at least one friend who can read your face as a book

If Facebook gets banned we ll see people roaming in the streets with their picture in their hands crying and screaming: DO YOU LIKE THIS PICTURE?

Remember when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them Now they put everything online and get mad when people don t read and like it

Life is much like Facebook People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them; Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own

Being Single on FaceBook is not a status It is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others

Life is much like Facebook People will like your problems comment but no one s gonna solve them Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own

In the next 20-30 years one of the hardest things for kids will be to find a screen name on Gmail FaceBook Twitter et al that hasn`t already been taken

Wikipedia: I know everything Google: I have everything Facebook: I know everybody Internet: Without me you re nothing Electricity: Keep talking bitches

Dance like no one s around; Sing like no one s listening; Eat like no one s watching; Like even if you re not on Facebook; And Tweet like no one s following

Dear Girls If you genuinely want men not to bother you with Facebook Friend requests do not upload your Photoshopped photos or the ones with Makeup

Dear Facebook You keep suggesting people to me as friends; but then you get all concerned and ask me how I know them? You can t be the PIMP and the COP too

Girl s status on Facebook: Feeling Sad; 81 Comments; Guy s status: Committing Suicide; 2 likes and 1 comment which reads; Dude who s gonna use your bike now?

God does not have a Blackberry but He is my favourite contact He does not have Facebook but He is my favourite friend He does not have Twitter but I follow Him

Those who read my messages are intelligent; Those who like them are real genius; Those who comment are Friends Forever ; And those who copy are my Class Fellows