Why is Facebook such a hit? Because it works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own

Boy : Do you love me? Girl: Yeah I love you Boy starts running Girl: Hey Where are u going? Boy: Updating Facebook status

If people were influenced by internet games then most of the Facebook users would ve become farmers mafia or gamblers by now

Life without you is like; Twitter without followers Youtube without videos FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status After 3 it should default to UNSTABLE

Dad joined facebook Kid`s status update: `Dad on FB wtf ` Dad commented `What is wtf?` Kid replied him `Welcome to Facebook `

If Facebook wasn t there it would have been really hard to know if it s cloudy raining fog sunshine snowfall - somewhere or not

Why is Facebook such a hit? Bcoz it works on the principle that People are more interested in others life rather than their own

Do you want to make more money from FaceBook? It`s easy Just go to your Account Settings Deactivate your account and go to work

Dear Facebook You re becoming a little too complicated and trying to over do it you re going to end up like me Sincerely MySpace

Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you but now your first thought is I can post that

Modern Style wedding: Pujari: Do u both agree to change your Facebook status to married? Couple: Yes we do Pujari: Vivaah Sampann

I am planning to change my name on Facebook to dis so that when I Like some Post by stupid people it shows as being DisLiked by me

The three most common lies on the internet: 1 I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service 2 Status: Offline 3 Yes I am over 18

Facebook Fact: Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect Likes and Comments