Things are so bad with the Indian economy that it has to change Rupee s Facebook relationship status from Single to It s complicated
Things are so bad with the Indian economy that it has to change Rupee s Facebook relationship status from Single to It s complicated
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I ve never met; And Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know
Just before hanging the convict the judge askd the prisoner Any last wish? Convict: Yes I want to update my Facebook status as Dead
There are 2 types of human beings found on Facebook One who get unbelievable amount of Likes and Comments; And the other are MEN
Varun Dhawan updated his FB after watching the opening World Cup match status: Wow 3 BRA - 1 CR Alia Bhatt commented OMG Soo expensive
Facebook keeps suggesting me: FRIENDS YOU MAY KNOW But when I try adding someone it says Do YOU KNOW HIM? Isn t it height of non-sense
Single is not a status It s a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others
Reality of Life: A person is not as bad as he looks in his Aadhar Card; And he isn t that good as much as he looks in his Facebook picture
Do you have Facebook? No How about Twitter? No Do you have Whatsapp? No Then what do you have? A life Great I need it for Candy Crush?
My formula for living is quite simple I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night In between I occupy myself as best I can on FaceBook
I failed my driver`s test The guy asked me `what do you do at a red light?` I said `I usually respond to texts check my emails and Facebook`
Google is my eyes; Twitter is my heart; Youtube is my voice; Facebook is my hands; Wikipedia is my brain; And SantaBanta is my entertainment
Arz Kiya Hai: Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya; Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil Mein Lock Kar Diya; Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook Pe Block Kar Diya
Deleting one s Facebook account is like running away from home You re only doing it for attention and you ll most probably be back in a few days
Boy asked God `Why she loves rose which dies in a day but doesn`t love me who dies for her every day?` God replied `Mast hai Put it on Facebook `