Why do people say to me You re always on FaceBook? How do they know exactly? Could it be because they are too?
Why do people say to me You re always on FaceBook? How do they know exactly? Could it be because they are too?
Height of addiction: In a college form when asked about the permanent address a student wrote www facebook com
The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source Julius Caesa
Why does Facebook has an option of Friend Request ? There should also be an option to select relatives and enemies
If your wife claims she never looks at your Facebook profile change your status to `Single` and wait for 5 minutes
Mark Zuckerberg denies keeping his wedding plans private he posted the full details on Google+ but no one read them
Dear Parents Just because we share the same last name doesn t mean we have to share everything as Facebook friends
Men Rule: If you can t convince them confuse them Women Rule: If you can t convince them unfriend them from Facebook
Girl: Why my name is always on your Facebook status every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what s on my mind
We learn from Facebook that doctors are almost useless We simply have to Like and Share a post to save someone s life
Facebook is now like home If you don t come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost dead sick or had an accident
Mark Zuckerberg marries his girlfriend Priscilla Chan Priscilla Chan changes her status from Single to Ridiculously Rich
Civilized people don t kill each other with guns anymore They kill each other by uploading vacation pictures on Facebook
FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury Sources revealed Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook
Facebook is like a refrigerator One opens it every few minutes just to see if there s anything new and usually there s not