If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.Feel the difference;)

WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COMPLETE AND FINISH, WHEN U MARRY A RIGHT PERSON YOU WILL BECOME A COMPLETE PERSON, AND WHEN U MARRY A WRONG PERSON IT MEANS U R FINISHED

Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.

Headlines: 42% of Indian children underweight PM calls it a National Shame What about the 50% children 80% adults who are overweight/obese Is that A National Pride?

Cute things to call your girlfriend: 1 Sugar 2 Honey 3 Flour 4 Egg 6 1/2 cup butter 7 Stir 8 Pour into pan 9 Preheat Oven to 325° 10 Bake till golden brown

Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat; Rat is afraid of Cat; Cat is afraid of Dog; Dog is afraid of Man; Man is afraid of Woman; And Woman is afraid of Cockroach

Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat; Rat is afraid of Cat; Cat is afraid of Dog; Dog is afraid of Man; Man is afraid of Woman; And Woman is afraid of Cockroach

True love is like a pillowU could HUG it when u r in troubleU could CRY on it when u r in painU could EMBRACE it when u r happyWant True Love?Spend Rs.50 BUY A PILLOW

When u read a love message,U never think of the person who sent u the sms..But u think of the person whom u love the most!!STRANGE..sala kharcha kiskaorCharcha kiska!

Moral of the movie Ghajini…Whenever going to meet your girlfriendMake sure u have your cell phone..nwhen u r in deep troublekeep your cell phone silent…

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral Of The Story: BE SPECIFIC

elieve in love ...!Love has great power !It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears ,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...:)

Height of technical overdose:-A software engineer slips from the roof of the building and shouts F1! F1! F1! instead of HELP!!!! HELP!!! HELP!!Funny engineers!!!!????

Dear Whisky Before I started drinking I was made to believe that U make a person funnier smarter a better dancer I saw the video I was looking stupid We need to talk

When somebody who is deeplyin Love with you tells thatYou arecute, beautiful, & angelic,I agree. That’s true,Believe me,I swear because love is definitely blind