Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple s photo man is on the right side woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right

Tiger & Tigress were resting under a tree. Suddenly a deer passed very fast.Tigress could not make out & asked,"What was that?"Tiger smiled & said, FAST FOOD!

A Czech visiting India goes for an eye check The ophthalmologist shows the letters CZWXNQSTACZ to the Czech Doctor: Can you read this? Czech: Read? I even know the guy

Record breaking -1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea sloGan....."Idea can change ur WIFE"

Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers? Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent

Der r 2 kinds of roads in US-"National"&"International"In INDIA also der r 2 kinds of Roads:"Under Construction"&"Under Repair" :

Breaking News: Rahul to Retire BJP President: Wow it s time to celebrate Secretary: Sir it s Rahul Dravid retiring from Test Cricket and not Rahul Gandhi from politics

Gujju English love letter: Mari Deer Pusspa Ben U r que tea luv lee sack sea on nest a tract thief cheer fool soup pub and u r very press yes Tharo Lower Cum less Bhai

Once rajni broke a chair......he dont have money to buy a new one...so he try his spit on chair to join....now his spit is famous and we all call it "FEVIQUICK"

An old man’s T Shirt Quote“I am not 60…I am 16 with 44 years of EXPERIENCE”Think Different, Problems common to all but Attitude makes Difference.

Kid: Mother how much do people pay a pound for babies? Mother: Babies are not sold by the pound darling Kid: Then why do they always weigh them as soon as they are born?

FRIEND Is"Asian Paints"-Jo Dunia Badal De.GIRLFREND Is"Everest Masala"-Jo Taste Me Best.WIFE Is"Mosqito Coil"Jo Kone-Kone Se Dhund K Maare..

Attitude of girls: When a boy sends dirty SMS ; She laughs for 10 minutes; Forwards that to her friends; And then replies the boy Mind it I don t like that kind of SMS ?

Life without girls......All theaters are silent....The police is at rest...Mobile companies in loss...Gift shops in loss...&.All boys...?.."UNIVERSITY TOPPERS";)

If your partner is going away for a few days, tell her that you are worried about her so you have organized a bodyguard to look after her. Then give her a small teddy bea