I casually made a survey asking people What is on 2nd Oct ONLY 93 7% replied Dry Day This is VERY disturbing We have to start educating the remaining 6 3% immediately

People who do lots of work make lots of mistakes People who do less work make less mistakes People who do no work make no mistakes People who make no mistakes get promoted

25 year man: when i was cute child every girl wants to kiss me and I allowed them now i want to kiss every girl but they dont allow me.. Moral of the story: Girls are selfish

Do you know the difference between a wife and a girl friend???wife is like a Demand Draft trust worthy all the time,girl friend is like a cheque,which may bounce at any time.

FRIENDSHIP MEANS...I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

Bas kar yaar, mera pura inboxfull ho gaya hai tere sms se………......Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE“GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka

If it is raining now, i am sure that u must b happy...U must b the feelings like going out and dance a bit , sing a song, splash water....Right..?Every frog feels like this!!!

Rajni in Tamil remake of Aamir’s Ghulam. Rajni runs on railway track, the train is now at a distance of 1 mtr. Now what? Obviously… The train jumps off the track.

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word `beans` `My father grows beans ` said one student `My father cooks beans ` said another Pappu: We are all human beans

I Always pray for You that. May your life Be Bright & Sunny. and your partner be Fat & Funny May your life be filled with Roses and You have Children with pheeni pheeni Noses.

When There Iz A Long Gap B/w Engagement And Marriage, "Who Is Most Benefited??""BOY..?"NO...!"GIRL..?"NO...!..."Its The Mobile Company"

"I THOUGHT U WERE BUSY SO DIDNT WANT TO DISTURB U!"This is d main reason behind most broken relations so keep disturbing those whom u nvr wanna lose in ur life!! :-)

Breaking News: 3 days holiday declared by PM Narendra Modi for all schools colleges and offices to celebrate India s Victory over Pakistan Dates: 29 30 31 of this month Enjoy

AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)AATMA MERI MAR GAYI MUJHE LAGTI NAHI HAI PYAAS(WAH WAH)THE TIME PERIOD OF A PENDULUM IS INDEPENDENT OF ITS MASS.......:-)

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist That s it I can never remember that word