Rajnikanth puts his pants on two legs at a time.

Laugh, until U have teeth..U can Smile Later!!!!

Rajinikanth killsHarry Potter in the ninth book.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it

Q: What do you call a very old ant? A: An antique

My secretary quit. She caught me kissing my wife.

in the year 2012.....it will be RAJ-NI KA-ANT !!!

if nothing goes right.................go to left:)

I ve taken a vow of poverty To annoy me send money

The past of eat is ate the future of ate is weight

Budget 2012: The homeless will be charged Road Tax

The leading cause of obesity is Free home delivery

Rajnikant can write with eraser and rub with lead.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?Gifted.

Rajnikant knows the exact value of Pi upto a Googol