Rajanikanth can eat lunch before breakfast.

Rajinikanth can make PCs better than theMac.

If drama was a city honey you d be the mayo

Rajnikant once won an argument with his wife.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

It s very rude to talk while I m interrupting

What did the Zero say to the Eight? Nice Belt

You re never too old to learn something stupid

This year’s RAJNIKANT award goes toOsca

Rajnikant runs until the treadmill gets tired -

Rajnikant can squeeze orange juicefrom a banana

If money grew on trees girls would date monkeys

What building has the most stories? The Library

A pessimist counting his blessings 10 9 8 7 6 5

After elections results Punjab went the SAD way