After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says WTF
After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says WTF
Red-head: What is ten plus ten? Blonde: Too much tan
I tried being normal once Worst 2 minutes of my life
Most people aren t sorry; just sorry they got caught
Need new haters The old ones are starting to like me
Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!
Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
If u have time press downagain if u have timepress up
Women are wiser than men they know less but talk more
Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash
Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras
If you don t have anything nice to say tweet that shit