After Monday and Tuesday even the calender says WTF

Red-head: What is ten plus ten? Blonde: Too much tan

My bed loves me It does not let me go in the morning

I tried being normal once Worst 2 minutes of my life

It s been one of those days for like three years now

Most people aren t sorry; just sorry they got caught

Need new haters The old ones are starting to like me

Your future depends on your dreams - So go to sleep!

Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

If u have time press downagain if u have timepress up

Women are wiser than men they know less but talk more

Rajnikanth swaps his visitng cards at ATMs to get cash

Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth , Madras

If you don t have anything nice to say tweet that shit