Don t loose hope if you aren t getting promotion in office Remember Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector And that too even after 17 years of service

You are very special to me I don t want to lose a friend like you I always pray that you should be safe So please be careful whenever you jump from one tree to anothe

Instead of burning a Pataka Date a Pataka Have an eco-friendly Diwali Applicable to bachelors only Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs

A snooty young woman was put off by a man begging for money Are you satisfied walking the streets like this and asking for money? Beggar: No M am I wish I could use a ca

What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

After a few drinks man goes naughty blabbers shouts like an animal fights without reasons demands unnecessarily simply irritates But a woman can do all this without drinks

Sometimes when you cry no one sees your tears Sometimes when you are worried no one sees your pain Sometimes when you are happy no one sees your smile But fart just once

The world s ending and we still don t know as to who let the dogs out what is love and who the fuck is Alice ? And the guys don t even know about Victoria s Secret Damn it

Height of Courage: Senior student during ragging says In your marriage I will kiss your Wife Junior : Fine but I will marry your sister Now take as many kisses as you wish

Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel After 2 months the Principal asked Why didn t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God There s salary also?

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven t spoken even a single word Man inside: Sir I m talking to my wife

Smartest thing done by santa:He set his password as INCORRECT so that next time if he forgets the password,the computer will remind him ur password is "INCORRECT".

If u Punch me,I dont mindIf u Punch me,I dont mind()If u Hurt me,I dont mindIf u Use bad language2 me,I dont mindIf u Insult me,I dont mindBcause U R MY "ATM CARD"

Men will be Men: Advertisement of a new restaurant named Topless Beauty 1000 men visited it on the very first day They were shocked to see that the restaurant had no roof

A women s prayer: Dear Lord I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods Because Lord if I pray for strength I ll beat him to death