Rakhi Special: Landlord to Paying Guest: Son The whole year through you had so many of your cousins visiting you and today on Raksha Bandhan not even a single one of them turned up

There is something known as Whatsapp snobbery All those who write YEW instead of YOU and KEWL instead of COOL belong to a superior class of human beings and are known as CHEWTIYAS

Tragedies of boys Life:1.Gud girls r Not Gud looking2.Gud looking girls r Not gud girls3.Gud looking & gud girls r not single4.Gud looking,gud girls,& sngl girls hv strng brothers.

Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is“ Rajnikant’s Medical College of Engineering for Commerce ”.

Someday you may lose your hair you may lose your teeth your money even lose your mind But one thing you`ll never loose is your good looks because you can`t lose what you don t have

New Examination Patttern in India (Revised): General Students: Answer All questions OBC: Write Any One question SC: Only read questions ST: Thanks for coming Cheers to Reservation

My Girl Asked:"Do You Want To GetMarried .I Said: "SureShe Said: "Gr8 WhenI Said"Well Like Every OtherGuy, When I Meet The RightGirlAb Inni C Baat Pe NarazHo Gyi

Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight Friend: Never heard of love at second sight? Girl: At first sight he was crossing the road and on the second sight he got into his Audi

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People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is a difference. When you love the right one you are COMPLETE.. & When you love the wrong one you are FINISHED.

Plz Don’t See New Indian Movie""3 IDIOTS""Bcoz Us Main Aap KoNahi Liya Giya.We All Protest Against ThisBcoz You Are The Most Deservng IdiotExisting Today:-)

One Day RAJNIKANTH Got Angery On His Sweeper Boy,He Kicked Him So Hard That He went fly in the sky with his broom...2day that boy is famous as " HARRY POTTER"...Good Day...

U’r very special for me. I’m very concerned about u’r safety. But I can’t bewith u always. So please, Take Care of yourself when u jump from 1 tree 2 another!

True love is like a pillow u can hug when you are in trouble you can cry when you are in pain you can embrace when you are happy So when u need true love: spend Rs 100 and buy a pillow

A motorist was helping his extremely fat victim to rise Couldn t you have gone around me? growled the victim Sorry said the motorist sadly I wasn t sure whether I had enough gasoline