oh no!am so disapointed with you.Why did you tel others my damn secret?Av heard people talking about it & am just amazed.I want to hear it right from you...is it true that you bathe naked?

A beggar found Rs 100/- He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/- Manager handed him to police He gave Rs 100/- to police and free It s called Financial Management without MBA

Every tear is a sign of cutting onions; Every silence is a sign of zero balance; Every smile is a sign of daily brushing Life is so simple Don t make it complex with difficult explanations

Why to Buy a Pillow ?A Friend Is Like A Pillow,You Can Hug When You Are In Trouble,Cry On When You Are In Pain AndEmbrace When You Are Happy,So Remember When You Need A FriendBuy A Pillow..

BOY:Do you have a PEN?Girl: YeahBOY: Oh.. Its Out Of Ink !Girl: What?...You�re Kidding, It Works!Boy: It Doesn�t Work!Well, You Try...Go, Write YourCell Phone Number Here... =

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world It functions 24 hrs a day 365 days a year It functions right from the time we are born and stops only when we enter the examination hall

The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-1. You are dressed badly2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life3.Have a bad hair day

Origin Of The Word POLITICS Is Quite Funny!Its Latin & Made Up Of Two Words;‘POLI’ Means ‘Many’&…’TICS’ Means ‘Blood Sucking Creatures’

Do you know why sun moves towards the North in Uttarayan (ie. kite flying day)????...Because the Sun fears that in the South, Rajni might be flying kites and he may cut it into 2 halves...!!!

News in a local newspaper: 5 boys aged 23-25 caught in park They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk Next day that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55

A management student hugged a girl The surprised girl What was that? The boy replied Dear it s direct marketing The girl slapped the boy Boy: What s this? Girl: That s customer s feedback

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time Salesman: But sir the car is perfect Why not try a new girl?

*Never make any notes(after all what for FRONT BENCHERS are there)and never even care to listen what Profs say in the class (Profs are not doing anything great,they r paid to speak for 50 mins)

Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left Girl: Oh god why? Boy: It s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers

Interviewer: Where did you graduate from? Candidate: Sir IIN Interviewer: How many doors are there in this room? Candidate (after looking around): Two Interviewer: Choose any one and get out