A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to 18 children The reporter didn t quite hear the message and said Would you repeat that? Not if I can help it replied the woman

Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.Why do Guys drink after break up?Bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl.

Please pray for my neighbour s wife We are on our way to the hospital now She swallowed a 16GB Memory Card and she is singing all the songs on it We don t know what will happen when she gets to the videos folde

A blonde was riding on a train and reading the newspaper The headline said: 12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed She shook her head at the sad news then turned to the passenger next to her and asked: How many is a brazilian?

why do dogs lift their legs while urinatingdo you knowbecause oncewhen a dog is urinating, the wall near to it was broken and felt on the dog and on seeing this other dogs started to lift their legs and balance the wall

Chose one biscuit then i’ll tel u k apka lifeprtnr kesa hoga Prince,Rio,Tuc, Gala,Tiger,Super Rite,Chocochip Bistik,Peanut. PRINCE:fashionable RIO:Lazy TUC:Loving GALA:sincere TIGER:Stingy SUPER:Caring RITE:Cool...

A girl posted a question in a Whatsapp group: Guys if I install Windows 7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit? Another girl in the group replied: Yes but it will also become Windows 14 All boys left the group

Biscuit maker s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day our meeting was truely Nice but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I ll become a Krack-Jack

A little girl was frantically praying in the Church: Oh God Please make Moscow the Capital of China The priest enquired: Why must you pray so my child? Girl: That`s what I have written in my answer sheet in the examination

Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year Bush: Wow Howc many? Manamohan: 25 OBC 25 SC 20 ST 5 Handicapped 5 Sports Persons 5 Terrorist Affected 5 Kashmiri Migrants 9 Politicians if possible 1 Astronnaut

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

Good News Please forward this to MAXIMUM number of people you know may be it proves useful to someone in your contact Whosoever wants Petrol Rs 6 a liter can go to the following place: National Iran Gas Company: Markezi Iran

We are unable to announce the weather We depend on weather reports from the airport which is closed due to weather Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather Pakistan Weather Bureau

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not There s no proof of it he replied Boss: Well there is now After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle s funeral he came here looking for you