God knows the value of love so he created heart. He knows the value of night so he created Dream. He knows the value of friend so he created me. He knows the value of money so he created you.KANJUUSSSS !

Officer: Soldier do you have change for 1000 rupees? Soldier: Sure buddy Officer: That s no way to address an officer Now let s try it again Officer: Do you have change for a 100 rupees? Soldier: No SIR

Film Lagaan by RajnikantClimax scene : 1 Ball 24 Runs neededBowler balls, Rajnikant hits, balls splits in 4 PiecesAll pieces goes for 6’s in different directionIndia : WinsYenna RascalaMIND IT !!!!!

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too....!

Girl: Which computer do you have? Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3 3 Ghz Windows 7 64 bit 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card Boy: Which computer do you have? Girl: A pink one

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it .&Its PAKISTANI Version:"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.

A brain walks into a bar and says I ll have a pint of beer please The barman looks at him and says Sorry I can t serve you Why not? asks the brain The barman retorts Because you re already out of your head

A man died and went to heaven God was surprised to see his heart still beating God asked him how come? The man replied I m dead but my wife still lives in my heart The man was sent to hell for over-acting

A man died and went to heaven God was surprised to see his heart still beating God asked him how come? The man replied I m dead but my wife still lives in my heart The man was sent to hell for over-acting

Guy s Prayer: Oh Lord Please give me wisdom: To understand my girl friend; To love to forgive her; To be patience with her moods swings; Also Lord please don t give me strength or I ll strangulate the bitch

Make luv to your Girlfriend on Valentines dayshe will give you good news on Mothers dayand u will have childrens on Childrens dayDon’t try this at everyone otherwiseu will have bad news on DEC 1(AIDS DAY)

A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans Is it a boy or a girl? B: It s a girl She s my daughter A: Oh I m sorry Sir I didn t know that you were her father B: I m not I m her mothe

A girl returned home from a party and told her mother a young man had kissed her How many times did he kiss you? asked her mother Looking up into his face the girl replied: Mother I came to confess not to boast

In a school in Punjab everyone was singing If you re happy and you know it clap your hand Only 5 students clapped their hands The rest of them were called Sunny Bobby Sonu Anil Vishal Sanju Harpreet Gurpreet et al

Dog is truly a man s best friend If you don t believe it just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour When you open the boot which one is really happy to see you?