A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...I must be a god!

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker The boss asked him So what makes you suitable for this job? Well he replied I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview

A fat man made a mad rush through the gate for the rear platform of a departing train As he came back perspiring and frowning the gate-man said: just missed it eh? Oh no The exhausted one replied I was only chasing her out of the station

IRONY of Life: The doctor hopes you fall ill The police hopes you become a criminal The lawyer hopes you get into trouble The priest wants you to get married The coffin maker wants you dead Only a thief wishes you prosperity in life

I always think about U.I can’t live without U.I really need U.I’m totally mad about U.I just wanna be with U.I’m very desperate for U.I’m crazy 4 U.I wanna marry U.I LOVE U.That’s all what my mama say to me:p

I just feel u….Whenever I feel u….I just miss u …..Whenever i miss u ….I just wanna See u ….Do u know why…….It’s juts because …………******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Newtons 2nd law of ishqthe rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy isdirectly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy andthe direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the bank balance

Hi today is topup day,so topup my no if you are one of the following type of friend:Rs10=just frndRs30=nice frndRs50=sweet frdRs121=cute frdRs301=gud frdRs501=caring frdRs1001=best frd (God)This is a chance to prove ur Friendship…Hurry up..

A golfer asked his friend `Why are you so late today?` The friend replied `It s Sunday I had to toss a coin to decide between going to church and playing golf Golfer: A toss shouldn t have taken that long Friend: It took 25 tosses to get it right

If i born as cloth,I will decorate ur body..If i born as flower,I will decorate ur hair..If i born as hair,I will touch ur chick n kiss..If i born as shoe,I will be ur slave on ur legs..BUT,,Wat to do,I born as GIRL,Cant even be close to ur shadow..

A husband and his wife went to court for mutual divorce Judge: You have 3 kids How ll you divide them? The husband after having a long discussion with his wife said Sir we ll come back next year with one more child And after 9 months they got twins

Choose any number below,I will tell about your personalityI will give you answer after your reply11223344556677889900Reply is must.Answer:-00 = Duffer11 = Unique12 = Flawless13 = Good Looking14 = Jacks of all trades15 = Romantic16 = Naughty17 = Gamble

The boss got out of a BMW 5 series and a junior employee remarked Wow Boss That s Great The boss said If you also work hard be punctual put in more hours of work during the weekends and take fewer holidays I ll be able to buy an even better car next yea

In college days..she came into my life ..I kept lookin at her.She smiled..,Yet i kept quiet…She began 2 speak..,I dint listen…And when she began 2 leave…,I started running behind her requesting ....Mam …mam…mamattendance…

A girl was driving in her new car when something went wrong with the engine The traffic light changed from green to red and back to green and still she could not get the car to budge The traffic cop came up What s the matter miss? he inquired Ain t we got colors you like?