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RAJANIKANT says,"yenna rascala, mind it"wah wah wah........RAJANIKANT says,"yenna rascala, mind it"ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!!wah wah wah..

As a Friend, I asked you stone, you gave me Statue,I asked you Leaf, You gave me a Flower,I asked your hanky for my tears but you gave your hand.Really you are "DEAF".

By expecting a negative answer,Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”To satisfy his girl,the boy reply a negative answer:“Nothing of these,

I met a 14-year-old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, sexy and flirty, so I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age?

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A Mistake Increase Ur Experience & Experience Decrease Ur Mistakes…You Learn From Ur Mistakes & Other Will Learn From Ur Success…Be “SUCCESSFUL” Always

A Happy Boss tells his employees:You worked very hard this year As a reward I ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000 If you work with the same zeal next year I ll sign those checks

While at the college Santa happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Santa writes under - Let the men Permit to Ente

Boy: Mom please give me a glass of water Mom: You come and drink it yourself Boy: Please Mom Mom: If you repeat I ll slap you Boy: When you come to slap me bring water for me

once Rajnikant opened a junior college,,,,,,,,,,,,,and name of the college was...Rajnikant Institue of Techonology for Management of Law in Medical Sciences of applied Economics.

A happy Boss tells his employees: You worked very hard this year As a reward I ll give everyone a check for Rs 5000 If you work with the same zeal next year I ll sign those checks

SharedGood Sleep Boosts College Performance.A good sleep is found to help college students retain and develop new information to solve problems during classroom exams, finds study

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The boss went up to the bartender and asked Have you been fooling around with the waitress? Oh no sir I sure haven t replied the bartender The boss replied Good then you fire he