You know why women starts with ‘W’…because all questions start with “W”.. !Who ?Why ?What ?When ?Which ?Whom ?Where ?&Finally Wife..!!!

In India, parents say "Study well my son, Otherwise u wont get a job."In america-"Study wel my son,othrwise any "INDIAN" wil grab ur JOB"

Today is chocolate day,Dairy milk 4 love,Perk for friends,Kit Kat for best friends,Polo for hatred,And mentos for cool persons,what do you choose 4 me,Reply is must...

At this moment in time 10 million people are having sex.5 million people are drinking coffee.100 million people are sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

HR Head addressing employees: This year too increments will be as per the Bell Curve One of the Employees: What is that? HR Head: Let me put it in Hindi Ghanta Milega

When someone touches U and U don t feel it it s ignorance When someone touches you and you feel it s Love When nobody touches you but you feel it it s Khujli (Itching)

A Little Boy Says"I Luv U"To A GirlBut She SaysShe Likes Sm1 ElseThe Boy In Sad MoodLooks Down N After Few Sec Looks Again At Her N Says...(BITCH) Kutti..! =

God made us body parts for a reason.Eyes: to look at youHands: to pray for youMind: to remember youHeart: to miss youand…Legs: to kick you if u ever forget me!!

Teeth said 2 Tongue"If i jst press ulittle hard, u wil get cut.Tongue replied:"If i misuse 1 word againstsome1,then all the 32 of u wil comeout at once"

When someone touches u and u don t feel it it s Ignorance When someone touches you and you feel it s Love When nobody touches you but you feel it it s Khujli (Itching)

Every Man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting & cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Women won t play football not because they are not good at it; But because it s against their ego to be dressed up exactly like 10 other women in front of 10 000 people

A child went 2 kashmir&strtd playin by mkin smal mountains vd ice 2day dose mountn r cald"The Himalyas" & dat child s cald...any guesses."RAJNIKANT"

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you a lot I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you a lot I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals