Santa goes to buy an underwear On choosing one he asks How much for this? Shopkeeper: Rs 500 only Santa: I need a daily wear so show me a regular underwear not the party underwea

Santa: I think I may be a talented photographer Banta: What makes you believe so? Santa: I took just one picture with my camera phone and it asked me if I wanted to open a gallery

Santa: I went for a run but came back home after 2 minutes because I forgot something Banta: What did you forget? Santa: I forgot that I m fat and can t run for more than 2 minutes

Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week He didn t take my TV but just the remote Banta: Lucky you Santa: Lucky my ass Now he drives by and changes the channels Sick bastard

Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road Traffic inspector stopped him Banta: I m learning car driving Inspector: Without d instructor? Banta: Correspondence Course

A tourist stopped his car on the road and asked Santa as to how far it was to Bhathinda Santa replied It s 24 999 miles the way you re going but if you turn around it ain t but fou

Santa and Banta go to a cinema to watch a movie Ticket Clerk: Yes sir? Santa: Can I have two tickets please? Ticket Clerk: For Ek Villain ? Santa: No for 2 comedians Santa and Banta

Santa: I m going to watch Mission Impossible tonight Banta: Is it on Cable today? Santa: Not the film I just bought my wife some slim fit jeans and I m going to make her try them on

Santa and Banta went for a drive in a torrential rain Santa: Hey look out from the window are the indicators working or not? Banta puts his head out says Yes-No Yes-No Yes-No Yes-No

Santa: Some people are really going all out for Halloween Banta: How? Santa: The guy driving behind me even got sirens and flashing lights to go with his cop costume Happy Halloween

A lady calls Santa for repairing the door bell Santa does not turns up for 4 days Lady calls again Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days I press the bell but no one comes out

Santa calls at the airport How long is the journey from Chandigarh to Delhi? Receptionist: 45 Minutes Sir Santa: Only that much Thanks I rather walk then spend so much on the air fare

Santa to Bank Manager My cheque was returned by your bank with the mark Insufficient Funds Manager: Quite right Sir Santa: I wanna know whether it refers to mine or the Bank s Funds?

Santa: What s going on at neighbours? Pappu: It s someone s birthday Santa: Whose? Pappu: Tuyu s Santa: Tuyu? Pappu: Yes I heard them distinctly singing in chorus Happy Birthday Tuyu

I beg your pardon said Santa while returning to his seat at the end of the interval but did I step on your foot when I left? Yes you did Santa: Oh good that means I m in the right row