Boy: I ve never such dreamy eyes Girl: You ve never stayed so late before

Girl: What do you usually do when I`m gone? Boy: Wait for you to come back

Worst PJ of the decade: Girl: You re so Witty Boy: You re so Churchgate

You wanna know who your true friends are? Screw up and see who s still there

Boy: I shall see you pretty soon? Girl: Why? Don t you think I m pretty now?

Girlfriend: Honey I m pregnant What do you want it to be? Boyfriend: A Joke

Dear Girls If a guy pauses his Playstation just to reply to your text marry him

My son is my son till he gets a wife But my daughter is my daughter all her life

Boy: Hey do you like water? Girl: Yeah Boy: Good then you already like 70% of me

Dear Boys If a girl ruins her wet nail paint just to reply to your text marry he

Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Go ahead but only if you buy my boyfriend one too

Dear Boy Kitchen has He in it So move and quickly make me sandwich Sincerely Girl

Boy: There re 21 alphabets right? Girl: No there re 26 Boy: Oh yeah I forgot U R A Q T

Behind every beautiful girl there is a dumb-ass guy who did her wrong and made her strong

Boys use the word friendship to start love; But girls use the word friendship to end love