Girl: Truth or dare? Boy: Truth Girl: Do I look fat in this new dress? Boy: This is cheating I chose truth and not dare

Dear Boys Kitchen has He in it So stop giving your stupid logic to start learning cooking immediately Sincerely Girls

Boy: Wanna hear a joke? Girl: Of course Boy: Knock knock Girl: Who s there? Boy: Marry Girl: Marry who? Boy: Marry me?

Girl: All my life I have been saving my kisses for a man like you Boy: So you are ready to lose the savings of a lifetime

In India: When a girl loves a boy no one knows except the girl And when a boy loves a girl every one knows except the girl

Q1: Do u believe in sleeping with a total stranger? A: Yuck Never Q2: Do u believe in arranged marriages? A: Yes of course

Boyfriend: You re so beautiful when you re angry Girlfriend: Am I not beautiful all the time? Boyfriend: That s what I said

Boy: If you keep looking at me like that I m going to kiss you Girl: Well hurry up I can t hold this expression much longe

On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?

Open ur Books close Facebook start studying Pl Note: The above stunts are performed by highly skilled trained professionals

Boy: You re like a drug to me Girl: You mean I m addictive? Boy: Don t be stupid I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses

Woman has Man in it; Mrs has Mr in it; Female has Male in it; Madam has Adam in it So Girls are always incomplete without Boys

My parents accused me of being a liar So I looked them in the face said Tooth fairy Santa Easter bunny and walked away like a boss

Girl: What s the difference between pleasure and torture? Boy: Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much

In those days parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy Nowadays parents want their boy to get married to a good girl