Boy: Are you a dictionary? Girl: Why? Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of Life

Boy: I wanna be a superhero guess my name? Girl: Superman? Batman? Spiderman? Boy: Your man

Irony: Gals like guys with good sense of humour but all they want is a serious relationship

Girls Problem: They love the ones that hurt them Boys Problem: They hurt the ones they love

If a guy is ugly girls call him a stalker If he is good-looking they call him a secret admire

Sweet Love: Boy: Can I hold ur hand? Girl: No Boy: Why not? Girl: Bcoz it hurts when u leave it

Annoying Boy: Awh you look so cute when you re mad Girl: Keep it up and I m about to be gorgeous

Girl: Do you love me? Biy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No - mine is an undying love

When she cancels a date it s because she has to but when he cancels a date it s because he has two

Boy: You look like a smart girl; let s get married Girl: Nothing doing I m just as smart as I look

Boy: I Love You Will you be my Valentine? Girl: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKAT Mein Reh Apni

Boys go to college to develop their minds; And Girls go to college to catch them before this happens

Height of conceit: A boy proposed to a gal Gal: I can t accept your proposal but I salute your choice

Girl: Isn t it disgusting the way those men are staring at that girl getting on the bus? Boy: What bus?

3 Ways to write exam: Look up for INSPIRATION; Look down for CONCENTRATION; Look around for INFORMATION