Girl: Tell the world that you love me Boy whispers - I love you Girl: Why did you whisper it to me? Boy: Because you are my world

Boys have fun by teasing girls and then girls cry for a few minutes Girls have fun by loving boys and then boys cry for a lifetime

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Well look at d stars count them That`s how much I love you Girl: But it`s morning Boy: Exactly

Girl: I m jealous Boy: Don t be jealous baby Girl: Why not? Boy: Bcoz you have something that they don t Girl: What? Boy: My heart

When I was 17 I thought my parents were the most stupid people in the world At 21 I was amazed at how much they had learnt in 4 years

A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend You re marrying me because you love me and not my money Right? Girlfriend: ¥ €

A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster Boy: Run your father is coming

Boy: Hey do you have a pen? Girl: Yeah here Boy: Uh It s out of ink Girl: No it s not Boy: Don t believe me? Go on write your numbe

When a boy calls you cute he likes your face When he calls you hot he likes your body When he calls you beautiful he likes your heart

Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory Boy: Yeah that s what I did saved memory

Boy: Can you just listen to me? Girl: What? Boy: I like you and I think there`s something missing in my hart Girl: I think it s an `E`

Wish of a contemporary girl: I dunno want any `Prince Charming` coming on a white horse; I would rather have a `Vampire` coming in a BMW

A girlfriend pings her boyfriend on chat Call kar bc balance khtm ho gya hai It took 15 minutes for the boy to understand bc means BeCause

BF: Babe what r u doing? GF Nothing much really tired Just going to sleep now Honey And you Sweetheart? BF: In the club standing behind you

I know I accept I believe and I admit that I m a big (Zero) I am simply incomplete without HER And if I have HER I shall be a HER + = HERO