Girl: What time do you go to sleep? Boy: Only when you go to sleep Girl: Why only after I go to sleep? Boy: Beacause then I don t have any reason to be awake

6 year old boy: I love you Mom Mom: My cute little darling 18 years old boy: I love you Mom Mom: Just get lost I am not going to give you even a single penny

Expecting a negative answer a girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated lied or broken promise? To satisfy his girl the boy replied: Nothing of these I haven t done

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl Boy: I love you Girl: Stupid I am older than you Boy: I am mad in your love Girl: Get lost Boy: Didi Please Set Ho Jao

Boy: Viber Use Karrti Ho? Girl: Ufff Ye un-educated Bhi Na Dear Viber Nahi Wiper Hota Hai Aur Main Tabhi Use Karti Hun Jab Pani Jyaada Ho Warna Pochha Hi Lagati Hun

Dear Mom Dad You were also once teenagers You must realise the importance of freedom space So please stop nagging and let me enjoy my life With Love Your Teenage Child

Boy: How are you? Girl : Hi Do I know you? Boy: I am RICH Girl: Hi I am Jessica Nice to meet you What is your name? Boy: Rich is my name Girl: Sorry I don t talk to boys

A boy to a girl before an examination: Hey all the best Girl: All the best to you too The girl scores 85 marks and the boy failed Moral: Only boys wish from the heart

A girl to her boyfriend who is a Maths freak: How am I looking today? Boyfriend: Tan C/ Sin C Girlfriend: What? Boyfriend: Tan C / Sin C = Sin C / Cos C / Sin C = 1 / Cos C = Sec C

Girl: I hate the fact that you re taller than me Boy: Trust me there is an advantage in it Gal: What s it? Boy: When I hug you you can listen to my heart which beats only for you

Boy: Can I confess something? Girl: Sure Boy: You ve the prettiest smile I ve ever seen? Girl: Can I confess something as well? Boy: Yeah Girl: This smile only exists because of you

Boy: Can I confess something? Girl: Sure Boy: You ve the prettiest smile I ve ever seen ? Girl: Can I confess something as well? Boy: Yeah Girl: This smile only exists because of you

Girlfriend: Hey baby What re your plans for the weekend? Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns Girlfriend: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Boyfriend: Jaa Meri Maa Tu Ghar Ja Happy 31 March

Double Insult: Gal: Do you like me? Boy: No The girl got sad Boy: Why are you sad? Gal: Because you don t like me Boy: You never asked whether I love you Girl: Do you love me? Boy: No

Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Girl: Arz Maarti Hu: Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada; Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada; Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada; Hey Ishqzade Tu Hi Hai Woh HaramZada