Conversation on Whatsapp: Boy: Call me Shona Girl: My Shona Boy: Call me Sweetheart Girl: Sweetheart Boy: Call me Honey Girl: Honey Boy: You stupid give me a call on my phone Girl: Oh Ok Ok

Boy to a girl: Why don t you have a boyfriend? Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend but why don t you have a girlfriend ? Boy: Because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet So simply waiting for you

Boy: Hey You re really hot Wanna go out? Girl: I have a boyfriend; and I also have a Maths test tomorrow Boy: What does that has anything to do with goin out? Girl: I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on

Tragedy of Girl s Life: Good looking boys are not good boys; Good boys are not good looking Good looking and good boys are married; Good single boys with good looks are not rich; Rich single boys with good looks already have many girl friends

1st shock: A girl sent an SMS to her fiancee We can t get married My marriage has been fixed to someone else The boy was in complete shock 2nd shock: After about 2 minutes the boy got another SMS from the girl Sorry Sorry this message was meant for someone else

Boy: I love you Girl: Babaji ka Thullu Boy: I ll die for you Girl: Babaji ka Thullu Boy: I can t live without you Girl: Babaji ka Thullu Boy: I can do anything for you Girl: Babaji ka Thullu Boy: I ll give you a diamond ring Girl: Really? Boy: Babaji ka Thullu

The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed Why are you crying darling? asked her lover Have I offended you? No dear answered the girl I m crying for pure joy My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me and now one has

Love affair in School: Girl s way: A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns her back Sees the boy Sitting on the last bench says - Thank God Stupid Aaya Hai Boy s way: Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class all his friends start shouting Abey Teri Wali Aa Gayi

A boy was teaching maths to a girl He kissed her then kissed her again said this is addition Then the girl kissed him said this is subtraction Then they kissed each other said this is multiplication Suddenly the girl s dad came beat the boy threw him away said this is called DIVISION