Girl: You`re like a drug to me Boy: Why bcoz you re hooked to me? Girl: No bcoz you re ruining my life

Girl: Are you an MBA? Boy: No 8th fail here s my Audi Girl: Of course who did well in life by studying?

Girl: Would you like to be the Sun of my life? Boy: Awwww Yes Girl: Then stay 149 600 000 km away from me

I know you think I m cute I know you think I m fine; But like the other guys take a number and wait in line

My parents thought my friends were bad influences but honestly I was usually the one coming up with bad ideas

Girl: Why do you always follow me around? Boy: Well because when I was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams

Boy: Adored one may I print a kiss upon your lips? Girl: Well-er-yes; you may print it but you mustn t publish it

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: The time has come when we should get married Boyfriend: That s OK but who will marry us?

Girl: How much do you love me? Boy: Look at the sky and count the stars Girl: But it s daytime Boy: Haha exactly

Boy: Hey I ve got two words 2 say Girl: What? Boy: I Love U Girl: Huh Isn t that 3 words? Boy: No (U) (I) are one

Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure I checked the whole list again yesterday

Girl: Will you love me forever? Boy: I love you now this moment Girl: But forever? Boy: There is no forever but now

Boy: Motivate Kar Girl: Kisko? Boy: Kisko nahi Kiska? Girl: Kiska? Boy: Mera Aa raha hun 30 mins main Moti wait ka

Boy: What s your age? Girl: We don t reveal our age to boys Boy: What s your email address? Girl: pooja 1988 gmail com

Modern breakup: A boyfriend threw 6 Cricket Balls at his girlfriend Girlfriend Yelled: What`s that for? Boy: It`s Ove