If a boy gives a love letter to a girl people call him Loafer But if a gal gives a letter to a boy they call it Offer Feel the difference

Girl: Will you marry me? Boy: Yes Girl: When? Boy: As soon as I complete CA Girl: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai To Naa Bol Do Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo

Boy: I wanna tell u something Girl: It s not good to talk while eating AFTER EATING Girl: Now tell me Boy: There was a cockroach in ur food

Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes? Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what s on my mind? And honestly it s always you

Girlfriend to her Boyfriend Darling you know that handsome and smart boys always get stupid girlfriends Boyfriend: Thanks for the compliment

Girl: It s a shame the way you start making a pass at me after 4 drinks Boy: What s shameful about it? Girl: Why spend so much money on liquor?

Boy: Where are you going? Girl: To commit Suicide Boy: Then why so much of make-up? Girl: You Idiot Tomorrow my photo will come in the newspape

Girl: What time do you go to sleep? Boy: Only when you go to sleep? Girl: Why only when I sleep? Boy: Because then I ll have no reason to be awake

Teacher: Everyone write your lover s name on paper After 5 seconds: Boys say: Likh Liya Madam After 10 minutes girls say: Please extra sheet M am

Boy: Sweetie let s play a game Girl: What game? Boy: Anything but not Hide and Seek Girl: Why? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Why are boys so careless and irresponsible? Because they know that somewhere a sweet and innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them anyway

Irony of Life: Little girls want Barbie Dolls and little boys want big cars After growing up big girls want big cars and big boys want Barbie girls

Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends Whom will I get married to? Who s the lucky guy? Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you 1st one is the lucky guy

A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl I ve ever seen Girl: Who s the first? Boy: It s you when you smile

Break-up Style: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend Girl: What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: You wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST