Married men are no more interested in Mid-Day meal (tiffins) sent by their wives Now they prefer junk food

What is the difference between Farmers and Husbands? Farmers have Agri-Culture ; Husbands have Agree-Culture

Dear Married People Buddha had to invent a whole new religion to escape his wife that s how difficult it is

Wife: I think Husband: Exactly Wife: But I haven t said anything yet Husband: Doesn t matter You re right

Dear Weather Please stop being so romantic We don t have girlfriends we have wives Sincerely All Husbands

That hopeful moment when your wife uses a dual sim phone and you save the numbers as Wife 1 and Wife 2

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy and it s true As soon as I got a wife I lost my balance at the bank

Ladkiyon ki Aadhi Zindagi husband ki Talash mein aur Baaki ki Aadhi Husband ki Talaashi mein guzar jaati hai

A woman learning to drive to her husband But I don t know what to do Husband: Just imagine that I m driving

A couple were sitting together Wife: I ll make you the happiest man on earth Husband: I ll surely miss you

After our last argument my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I ve made in you

The world s thinnest book has only one word written in it: Everything and the book is titled: What Woman Want

Newly married husband: But you promised at the altar to obey me Wife: Of course I didn t want to make a scene

A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness and just stupid enough to admire it

Define Marriage: It s a way through which two people join together to solve the problems they never had before