What did you buy your husband for his birthday? Well knowing he wanted a diary I bought him one that locked; he s so particular about his notes And surely you bought something for yourself? Oh yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary
Nibandh Likho Maine Shaadi Kyon Ki? (20 marks) Answer: Dimag Kharab Ho Geya Tha (20 marks out of 20) Now here comes part 2 Nibandh Likho Main Patni Kyon Bani? (20 marks) Answer: Kisi Ka Dimag Thikane Laana Tha (21 marks out of 20)
Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years He got out of jail spent 6 months with his wife and said I cant take this shit
Million Dollar Truth: If Saturday and Sunday don t excite you then change your Friends If Monday doesn t motivate you then change your profession If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should probably change your spouse
Wife texts to her hubby: Please come home early I have cooked a wonderful meal We shall spend the time alone and have a wonderful time Husband reaches home and finds the usual stale food Hubbby: What s this non-sense? Wife: Koi April Fool Bhi Cheez Hoti Hai
Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time 1st Soldier: Why did you join the army? 2nd Soldier: I didn t have a wife and I loved war So I joined How about you? Why did you join the army? 1st Soldier: I joined because I had a wife and I loved peace
Wife called her husband Wife: Honey where are you? Husband: I m at the bank Wife: Dear please I need 1000 rupees to activate my iPhone 5000 to do my hair and 10 000 to buy a dress Husband: Sorry I meant I was at the BANK of a river Do you want fish to cook?
The husband bought a new car and thought of giving surprise to his wife Soon after entering the house he shouted Darling your dream of so many years got fulfilled today The wife came running out of the kitchen and said Oh my God What happened to my Mom-in-law?
A young couple were having their first fight and it was a big one After a while the husband said: When we got married You promised to love honor and obey The bride replied: I know but I didn t want to start an argument in front of all those people at the wedding
Doctor: I would advise you Madam to take frequent baths plenty of fresh air and dress in cool gowns Husband (an hour later): What did the doctor say? Wife: He said I ought to go to the Bahamas; and afterwards to the mountains and to buy some new light gowns at once
Wife: Suno Na Husband: Listen I am very tense Office Mein Problems Chal Rahi Hai Issi Liye Baat Karne Ka Bhi Mood Nahi Hai Sar Bhi Dard Se Phata Ja Raha Hai Subah Se Maine Kuchh Bhi Nahi Khaya Hai Wife: Hmmm Achha Wo Sab Faltu Bakwaas Chhodo Yeh Dekho Meri Nayi Sandals
Wife: There s trouble with the car It has water in the carburetor Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That s ridiculous Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor Hubby: You don t even know what a carburetor is I ll check it out Where s the car? Wife: In the pool
Wife: There s trouble with the car It has water in the carburetor Hubby: Water in the carburetor? That s ridiculous Wife: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor Hubby: You don t even know what a carburetor is I ll check it out Where s the car? Wife: In the pool
One man was having 350cc Bullet bike He was not able to talk to his girlfriend while riding on it because of the noise generated by it Being fed up he sold his Bullet bike and bought a 100cc bike He soon got married to the same girlfriend And after a passage of 1 year he bought a 500cc Bullet
A man opens the door for his mother-in-law and declares Oh long time no see This is a surprise How long will you be staying with us this time then? The mother-in-law trying to be polite jokingly replies with a big grin Until you get sick of me Oh really? You won t even stay for a cup of coffee?
