Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends You order what you want then when you see what the other person has you wish you had ordered that
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends You order what you want then when you see what the other person has you wish you had ordered that
One day God erased a husband s memory asked Do u remember anyone now? The husband told his wife s name God smiled and said the virus has not gone even after formatting
One day God erased a husband s memory asked Do u remember anyone now? The husband told his wife s name God smiled and said the virus has not gone even after formatting
Wives are never wrong It s just that sometimes they are rude confused senseless emotionless unchangeable crazy stupid idiot and even mad But never ever they re wrong
Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit loss A/C all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side
Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends You order what you want then when you see what the other person has you wish you had ordered that
Girlfriend: And when we re married darling we ll have a nice little house right near mother so she can drop in any time Pappu: You bet We ll get one right by the rive
A successful marriage is based on give take: Where husband gives money gifts dresses and wife takes it; And whereas wife gives advices lectures Tensions husband takes it
Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary Kanta : I don t believe it U r just saying that 2 make me jealous
You don t marry one person you marry three: The person you think they are; The person they are; And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you
Every married man s has to bear two kinds of expenses: If the wife is fair complexioned it s on Sun Screen Lotion; And if she is dark-complexioned it s on Fair Lovely Cream
MARITAL CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual sim phone save both the number under one name - WIFE Never save it as Wife 1 and Wife 2 forwarded from a Hospitalised Husband
Wife to her husband: I love you I can t live without you Mar Jaungi Mit Jaungi Jehar Pee Luongi Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage
The relationship between husband and wife should be like that between the hands and the eyes If the hands get hurt the eyes cry; And if the eyes cry the hands wipe the tears
Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I m going to get the money from to pay for it? Wife: That s your business I didn t marry you to give you financial consultation