Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends You order what you want then when you see what the other person has you wish you had ordered that

One day God erased a husband s memory asked Do u remember anyone now? The husband told his wife s name God smiled and said the virus has not gone even after formatting

One day God erased a husband s memory asked Do u remember anyone now? The husband told his wife s name God smiled and said the virus has not gone even after formatting

Wives are never wrong It s just that sometimes they are rude confused senseless emotionless unchangeable crazy stupid idiot and even mad But never ever they re wrong

Wife: Why in wedding Ceremony girl sits on left and boy on right? Husband: Because according to profit loss A/C all incomes are on right side and expenses on left side

Getting married is very much like going to a Restaurant with friends You order what you want then when you see what the other person has you wish you had ordered that

Girlfriend: And when we re married darling we ll have a nice little house right near mother so she can drop in any time Pappu: You bet We ll get one right by the rive

A successful marriage is based on give take: Where husband gives money gifts dresses and wife takes it; And whereas wife gives advices lectures Tensions husband takes it

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary Kanta : I don t believe it U r just saying that 2 make me jealous

You don t marry one person you marry three: The person you think they are; The person they are; And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you

Every married man s has to bear two kinds of expenses: If the wife is fair complexioned it s on Sun Screen Lotion; And if she is dark-complexioned it s on Fair Lovely Cream

MARITAL CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual sim phone save both the number under one name - WIFE Never save it as Wife 1 and Wife 2 forwarded from a Hospitalised Husband

Wife to her husband: I love you I can t live without you Mar Jaungi Mit Jaungi Jehar Pee Luongi Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage

The relationship between husband and wife should be like that between the hands and the eyes If the hands get hurt the eyes cry; And if the eyes cry the hands wipe the tears

Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I m going to get the money from to pay for it? Wife: That s your business I didn t marry you to give you financial consultation