Wife: You don t love me any more When you see me crying now you don t ask why Husband: I m awfully sorry my dear but these questions have already cost me such a lot of money

What a Contradiction: If a wife wants husband s attention she just has to look sad uncomfortable And if a husband wants wife s attention he just has to look comfortable happy

Wife: I should have married a devil Even he would have made a better husband than you Husband: But honey marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture

Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary: 1 Gumshuda (n): State of being physically lost 2 Shadishuda (n): State of being physically mentally and financially lost

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is equal the Dependence mutual and the Obligation reciprocal Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

Thinking on toes: When mom asks Whom do you love more me or your wife Smart answer: I don t know Mom but your love makes me forget my Wife; and her love and care reminds me of you

What a contradiction? If wife wants husband s attention she just has to look sad and uncomfortable; But if husband wants wife s attention he just has to look comfortable and happy

A husband and wife were arguing over some issue After heated arguments for a long time wife finally said: Tell me dear do you want to win or do you want to be happy? Argument ended

A girl before marriage looks like a Barbie Doll After Marriage: Beautiful Doll; After 1 Year: Nice Doll; After 2 Years: Only Doll; After 5 Years: Dholl; After 10 Years: Dolly Bindra

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I m asking you Husband: I m asking you Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you Husband: I had lunch

Two men r talking 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out cleaning the house doing the laundry wearing shabby clothes 2nd: Amazing I just got divorced for the very same reasons

Newlywed wife to her husband: Is it true that money talks? Husband: That s what they say my dear Wife: Well I wish you d leave a little here to talk to me during the day I get so lonely

Evolution of MAN: Before meeting her Spider Man; After meeting her Gentleman; During wedding Superman; Soon after marriage Watchman; After a few years Batman (the one army officers have)

With the advent of smart phones the 8th Phera should be incorporated in our weddings The couple should pledge: Hum social media/FB/Whatsapp Se Zyaada Ek Doosre Ke Saath time spend Karenge

Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again Advocate asks his client Why? Only last month you got the divorce Lady: After divorce I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it