A Chinese ll have a wife and a girlfriend and he ll love his wife more A Black ll have 2 wives and 5 girlfriends and he ll love his 1st wife more A White ll have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends and he ll love his girlfriends more An Indian ll have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends and he ll still love his mommy more

A drunk man arrives late at home He knows his wife won t open the door so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers knocks at the door Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady Wife opens the door says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is the pretty lady? The guy is recovering from deep injuries