Wives often wonder why men drink so much Well the answer is simple If you re not going to make an effort to improve your appearance someone has to

Tarot Cards Reader: You wish to know about your future husband? Lady: No I simply wish to know about the past of my present husband for future use

On Jeeto s bday Santa had no money so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manage

What men want: A woman who can cook a woman who earns good money a woman who loves him system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each othe

For my wife s birthday I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called Ample I just hope she doesn t notice where I scraped off the S

Never underestimate the power of 3 things: 1 Wife angry for a reason 2 Wife angry without reason 3 Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason

A Happiest man is one; Whose daughter is on Femina s cover; Son on India Today; Girlfriend on Playboy; And; Wife in the missing column of a newspape

Wife : You are extremely impolite All the time I was talking you were continuously yawning Husband : I was not yawning; I was trying to say something

Which is the most dangerous alphabet? W Bcoz all Worries start with W Who Why What When Which Whom Where War Wine Whisky Women finally above all Wife

IPL 7: The Pakistani ex-cricketers praising Indian players are like hubbies praising their rich in-laws to their wives even after 14 years of marriage

Wife: Don t you have simple manners I have been speaking for hours and you keep on yawning Husband: I m not yawning I m simply trying to say something

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles

Galfriends r like chocolates taste gud anytime Lovers r like PIZZAS Hot n spicy eaten frequently Husbands r like Dal RICE eaten when there`s no choice

Son-in-law to his father-in-law: Dear Dad I deeply regret taking Petrol Car in dowry please take ur daughter or the car back Can t afford both Regards

Boyfriend is fun but Husband is gun; Boyfriend is light of moon but Husband is the month of June Boy friend is Tutti Frutti but Husband is Qismat Phooti