If you are single remember good things come to people who wait If you are settled then settlement is what you get from a separation
If you are single remember good things come to people who wait If you are settled then settlement is what you get from a separation
A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games
Staying single is a style; Divorce is in vogue; Living-in is common; Extra-marital is happening; And being married is totally outdated
Why shouldn t wives treat their husbands as ATM machines? Even husbands treat them as washing machines dish washers and vacuum cleaners
Man: Is there any way 4 long life? Dr: Get married Man: Will it help? Dr: No but the thought of a long life will never come to u again
Listening to your WAGs is like reading the Terms and Conditions of a website You don t understand anything still you confirm I Agree
Wives are like electricity I handled with care they will light up your life; but if mishandled will give you shocks throughout your life
The man who brags I run things in my house usually refers to the lawn mower washing machine vacuum sweeper baby carriage and the errands
Wives always think that every female friend of their husband is interested in their husband As if two women would make the same mistake
Two theories to argue with wife : 1 If she is right then be fair to her keep quiet 2 If she is wrong then be kind to yourself keep quiet
When you touch to feel it s desire; When you don t touch and still feel it s love; When you touch and still don t feel It s your wife
After a quarrel a husband said to his wife You know I was a fool when I married you She replied Yes dear but I was in love didn t notice
Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? Jeeto: It s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins
Some women are so concerned about their husband s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it
The bride upon her engagement went to her mother said I ve found a man just like father Mother replied So what do u want from me sympathy?