Summer Vacations: I really wonder who has a vacation actually a wife with kids at her mom s place or husband without his wife and kids at home

Women wear Mangalsutra and/or Sindoor to show that they re married Men carry Tupperware lunch boxes into office to show that they are married

Why are bride s parents made to pay dowry in marriage? Because Excise Duty is payable at the time of despatch of goods from the bonded warehouse

Santa: Darling years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle Jeeto: Yes darling I still do only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it s 1 5 lt

True friends stand behind u during ur bad times Do u want a proof? Check out your marriage album U ll find that all ur friends standing behind U

Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake wife shouts husband says sorry Wife makes a mistake husbands shouts wife cries; husband again says sorry

A husband was going shopping to buy a gift for his wife and asked her sizes If it s clothes I wear Small she said If it s diamonds I wear Large

Wife: Darling kuch aisi baat karo ki mai khush ho jaun aur jal bhi jaun Husband: Jaan tum meri Zindagi ho aur aur aur Laanat hai aisi zindagi pe

Running away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily

God thought that since He couldn t be everywhere so He made a mother Then devil thought that He couldn t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law

The young wife proudly to her husband My father always gives expensive presents So I discovered when he gave you away rejoined the young husband

3 men are arguing about When life begins? 1st: At the time of conception 2nd: At the time of birth 3rd: When wife and children go for a vacation

Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam an apple - woman s punishment has been to provide a man with food and also suffer the consequences

Marriage is an Institution Some walk out Some stay put and cheat And the rest just toil hard in the hope of pass marks and a reasonable future

A man who surrenders when he s WRONG is HONEST A man who surrenders when he s NOT SURE is WISE A man who surrenders when he s RIGHT is a HUSBAND