There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce But hey the remaining end in death You could be one of the lucky ones

God thought that since he couldn t be everywhere he made a mother Then devil thought that he couldn t be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

Marriage is not a word not merely a relationship It is a silent promise which says I was I am and I will be a headache for you foreve

Husband: Cricket Wala channel Lagao Wife: Nahi Lagaungi Husband: Dekh Lunga Wife: Kya Dekh Loge Husband: Ye channel Jo Tum Dekh Rahi Ho

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

How Dogs and Women are alike? Neither believe that silence is golden neither can balance a checkbook and Both put too much value on kissing

Husbands are the best persons to share your secrets with They won t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place

Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That s a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart

Did you hear about the forbidden gadget from Apple? It promises a life of misery as soon as you sign the contract and it s called iDo

Wives are like electricity If handled with care they will light up your life; But if mishandled they ll give you shocks throughout your life

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen artist in home devil in bed But they get artist in kitchen devil in home economist in Bed

Before marriage: Roses are red sky is blue U r beautiful I luv u After marriage: Roses are dead I m blue U r my headache one day I ll kill u

A man who surrenders when he s wrong is Honest A man who surrenders when not Sure is Wise A man who surrenders even if he s Right is a Husband

Wife to husband: You don t love me at all Husband points towards their 5 children and says `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?