People say marriage brings spice tears happiness flavour and taste to life Personally I believe Paani Puri does a better jo

Don t marry the person you want to live with marry the one you cannot live without; But whatever you do you ll regret it late

Sadhu: We go years without verbal communication we call it Maun-Vrat Man: We have the same experience but we call it Marriage

Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller Wife: Isn t that splendid What can we buy with it this time?

To keep your marriage brimming with love in the wedding cup; Whenever you are wrong admit it and whenever you are right shut up

One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you re going to divorce your husband 2nd Lady: Don t be silly Why I hardly know him

What s the difference between Poetry and Essay? Any word uttered by a Girlfriend is Poetry while anything said by Wife is Essay

Boys have fun by teasing girls then girls cry for a few minutes; And girls have fun by loving boys then boys cry for a lifetime

In this world everybody makes mistakes but only a mother-in-law a husband and a boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them

Friend 1: Was your marriage one of those trial and error things? Friend 2: Just the opposite First came the error then the trial

Q: Why doesn t law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence

So many options: Poison sleeping pills hanging jumping from a building lying on train tracks but we chose Marriage slow and sure

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A girlfriend answers all your questions a wife questions all your answers

Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

Banker: So you wish to open a joint account with your husband What kind? Lady: Oh just a deposit account for him- checking for me